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tom Senior
Posts : 263 Join date : 2007-07-24 Age : 39 Location : N.P.A.
| Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:24 am | |
| Grabe! Biruin mo, 150,000 pesos daw, hot oil lang! 150,000 pesos ang
rebonding! Sobra naman yang David's Salon na yan! - Rapunzel. | |
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tom Senior
Posts : 263 Join date : 2007-07-24 Age : 39 Location : N.P.A.
| Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:25 am | |
| Secretary saw her boss' pant's zip open, she tells him, "Sir your Garage door is open." Boss : Did U see my FERRARI? Secretary :No, all I saw was a small scooter with 2 punctured wheels. | |
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tom Senior
Posts : 263 Join date : 2007-07-24 Age : 39 Location : N.P.A.
| Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:26 am | |
| VERY Bad Tagalog Translations for English Movie Titles
1. Black Hawk Down - ibong maitim sa ibaba 2. Dead Man's Chest - dodo ng patay 3. I Know What You Did Last Summer - uyy... aminin! 4. Love, Actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig 5. Million Dollar Baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country) 6. The Blair Witch Project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair 7. Mary Poppins - si mariang may putok 8. Snakes on a Plane - nag-ahasan sa ere 9. The Postman Always Rings Twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses 10. Sum of All Fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat 11. Swordfish - talakitok 12. Pretty Woman - ganda ng lola mo 13. Robinhood, Men in Tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat 14. Four Weddings & a Funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin 15. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat 16. Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone - adik si harry, tumira ng shabu 17. Click - isang pindot ka lang 18. Brokeback Mountain - may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala /bumigay sa bundok 19. The Day of the Death - ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay) 20. Waterworld - basang-basa 21. There's Something About Mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria 22. Employee of the Month - ang sipsip 23. Resident Evil - ang biyenan 24. Kill Bill - kilitiin sa bilbil 25. The Grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti 26. Nightmare Before Christmas - binangungot sa noche buena 27. Annie Hall - ang butas ni annie 28. Never Been Kissed - pangit kasi 29. Gone in 60 Seconds - 1 round, tulog 30. The Fast and the Furious - ang bitin, galit 31. Too Fast, Too Furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit 32. Dude, Where's my Car - dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park? 33. Beauty and the Beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya 34. The Lord of the Rings - ang alahero | |
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tom Senior
Posts : 263 Join date : 2007-07-24 Age : 39 Location : N.P.A.
| Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:30 am | |
| The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!" | |
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tom Senior
Posts : 263 Join date : 2007-07-24 Age : 39 Location : N.P.A.
| Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:31 am | |
| Filipino/English to Japanese translations:
Manok - Sekken Mamaya - Sakana Joke - Biru Stereo - Akai Cook - Giza-giza Ayos - Furo oke Fingernail - Koko Laughed - Anata-wa This - Itto Small piece of cloth - Retasu Cornfield - Mais-san Hindi Masyado - Natsu Cigarette - Yoshi Ipagpaumanhin - Kamisori Is this your property? - Arimoto? Yes, this is my property.- Arikoto. Is this yours? - Sayobato? This is mine. - Sakinitu. Can I have it? - Akinato? You can have it. - Sayonato. Can we have it? - Saminato? You can have it. - Sanyonato You've grown so thin! - Kitanabutomo! We saw each other. - Kitakami. We had a big get-together. - Kitakitakami. That was my assumption. - Inakarako. We will boycott the election. - Kaminoboto. Are you a victim of discrimination? - Minamatakaba? I give up. - Sukonako. Ouch! - Haraiku! What a sad life it is. - Hainaku. Is this your car? - Otomoto? Is this my car? - Otokoto? Is this your noodles? - Mikimoto? I'll take this. - Kukuninkoto. This is my desk. - Itodesko. Speechless? - Wasabe? An ampalaya (bittermelon) - Kurukurubot What are your thoughts? - Kuru-kuromo? I am thinking. - Munimuniko. Are you playing the guitar? - Gigitaraka? Is this your underwear? - Jakeemoto? Are you annoyed already? - Iniskanabane? You're crazy!!! - Sirauromo!!! | |
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tom Senior
Posts : 263 Join date : 2007-07-24 Age : 39 Location : N.P.A.
| Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:33 am | |
| Son: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng titser ko! Dad: Bakit? Son: Hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko. Dad: Tong anak ko, manang mana. Hehehe. Eh, masarap ba? Son: Opo, pogi po sya eh. | |
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tom Senior
Posts : 263 Join date : 2007-07-24 Age : 39 Location : N.P.A.
| Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:34 am | |
| Mrs: Naniniwala ka ba na ang babae habang tumatanda ay gumaganda? Mr: Oo naman. Mrs: Sa tingin mo, gumaganda ba ako? Mr: Sa tingin ko, hindi ka tumatanda. | |
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tom Senior
Posts : 263 Join date : 2007-07-24 Age : 39 Location : N.P.A.
| Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:37 am | |
| Tatay: Asensado na talaga ang anak natin sa US. Ito, nagpadala ng picture, nakasandal sa kotse. Basahin mo nga ang nakasulat sa likod. Nanay: Inay, nagpapasalamat ako, kasi, kung hindi dahil sa kotse na ito, natumba na ako sa sobrang gutom. | |
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tom Senior
Posts : 263 Join date : 2007-07-24 Age : 39 Location : N.P.A.
| Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:39 am | |
| Wife: Walanghiya! Husband: Walanghiya ka rin! Wife: Tanga! Husband: Tanga ka rin! Wife: cute! Husband: cute ka rin! Wife: Supot! Husband: Wala namang ganyanan... pagod na ako next tym naman | |
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