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tom
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| | Subject: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:24 pm | |
| eto pala mga naipong kong jokes galing sa ibat ibang sites, lagay rin kau hahahaha!  REGALO: Mare: Di yata nagustuhan ni Pare ang birthday gift mo, ah... Mrs: Oo nga, 7 months na, di pa rin ginagamit. Mare: Bakit, ano ba regalo mo sa kanya? Mrs: Memorial Plan. |
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tom
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Join date: 2007-07-24
Age: 27
Location: N.P.A.
| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:25 pm | |
| KRIMINAL:
KRIMINAL 1: "Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?"
KRIMINAL 2: "Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito, wala parin siya! Sana naman walang nangyaring masama sa kanya... |
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tom
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Join date: 2007-07-24
Age: 27
Location: N.P.A.
| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:26 pm | |
| IBANG POSISYON:
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: Thats a good idea dear!... doon ka sa may plantsahan at ako naman ang uupo sa sofa at manoood ng tv. |
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tom
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Join date: 2007-07-24
Age: 27
Location: N.P.A.
| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:26 pm | |
| PINOY INGENUITY?
A Filipino doctor has introduced the use of a device that enlarges a man's sex organ by up to 5 times with no side effects. It is called a magnifiying glass. |
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tom
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Join date: 2007-07-24
Age: 27
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| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:28 pm | |
| VIBRATING CELLPHONE:
Mrs: Bilis! Nahulog cellphone ko sa loob ng panty ko, "nagbavibrate."
Mr: E, anong gagawin ko? Dudukutin ko ba sa loob ng panty mo?
Mrs: Hindi! Kunin mo yung charger, baka ma-low batt! |
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tom
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Posts: 263
Join date: 2007-07-24
Age: 27
Location: N.P.A.
| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:31 pm | |
| SI GINO:
LOLO: Gino, paabot nga ng kape ko.
APO: 'lo, Gina po.
LOLO: Gino, paabot nga ng kutchara.
APO: 'lo, Gina po.
LOLO: Tumahimik ka Gino! Tigil-tigilan mo yang kabaklaan mo! |
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tom
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| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:41 pm | |
| TUTPIK:
Kustomer: Ano ba naman itong tutpik nyo, iisa na nga lang, ang dali pang mabali!
Waiter (inis): Alam nyo, sir, ang dami nang gumamit nyan, pero kayo lang nakabali! |
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tom
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Age: 27
Location: N.P.A.
| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:48 pm | |
| CONFIDENT VS CONFIDENTIAL:
Anak: Itay, ano ang kaibahan ng confident sa confidential?
Itay: Anak kita, CONFIDENT ako dyan. Yung bespren mong si Tikboy, anak ko rin, CONFIDENTIAL yan. |
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tom
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Join date: 2007-07-24
Age: 27
Location: N.P.A.
| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:49 pm | |
| Eyeball ng textmates:
Girl: Magsusuot ako ng yellow.
Boy: I'll wear green.
Nagpunta sila sa coffee shop to meet.
Dumating ang panget na babaeng nakayellow.
Walang lalakeng naka-green.
Nilapitan ng babae ang isang lalakeng naka-red na shirt.
Girl: Excuse me, are you my textmate?
Boy: Hindi ah!
Naka-green ba ako?!
Hello??? |
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tom
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Age: 27
Location: N.P.A.
| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:52 pm | |
| FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES:
Anak: Inay, totoo ba na "First love never dies"?
Nanay: Aba, oo. Tignan mo yang tatay mo, hangga ngayon, buhay pa ang animal! |
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tom
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Age: 27
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| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:53 pm | |
| SUKO SA MISTER:
Mrs 1: Suko na ako sa mister ko, lagi na lang ako binubugbog bago
niroromansa...
Mrs 2: Mas grabe yung mister ko. Binubugbog ako tapos si Inday ang
niroromansa. |
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tom
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Age: 27
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| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:54 pm | |
| PAGOD DAW.....
Mrs: Ano ba? Two days na tayong kasal, 'la pa rin.
Mr: Kasi pagod ako.
Mrs: Sige ka, pag ayaw mo, maghahanap ako ng lalaki.
Mr: Sige, gawin mong dalawa, tig isa tayo! |
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tom
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Age: 27
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| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:56 pm | |
| PAMBOBOSO:
Anak: Inay, sinisilip ng kaklase ko 'yung panty ko!
Inay: Bastos 'yun ah! Ano'ng ginawa mo?
Anak: Hinubad ko at itinago ko 'yung panty, para 'di nya makita! |
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tom
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Age: 27
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| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:01 am | |
| LIIT NAMAN:
Wife: Honey... bili mo naman ako ng bra...
Husband: Hon.. wag ka nang magbra...liit naman dede mo e..
Wife: E ba't ikaw, naka-brief!? |
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tom
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Join date: 2007-07-24
Age: 27
Location: N.P.A.
| | Subject: Re: JOKE thread (tawanan muna tau) Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:03 am | |
| INAY: ang lakas mong kumain! ano bang klaseng bata ka?!!
ANAK: nay, bakit ang alaga nating baboy, pag malakas kumain masaya ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo? |
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